at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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