I can text with my tongue
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
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Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
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LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
How naked do you want me to be?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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