I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
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I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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