Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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