i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
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Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
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I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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