He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
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Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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