ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
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I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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