I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
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I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
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Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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