remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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