So drunk its hurt
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
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Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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