Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
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I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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