i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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