It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
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I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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