My first STD was from a foam party
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
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Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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