lets start a swedish sibling band together
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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