Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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