During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
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You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
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MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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