dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
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Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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