he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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