North Korea, Best Korea!
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
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He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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