i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
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I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
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And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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