Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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