Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
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despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
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This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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