Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Michael Bay diarrhea
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize
