Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
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I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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