have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
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Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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