DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Randomize
