I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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