don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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