once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Randomize