The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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