he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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