i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
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Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
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Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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