In the future we'll all be gay
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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