good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Sext me about skeletons
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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