i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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