Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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