Can i not drive my cunt home
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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