you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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