You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Is it because I queefed?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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