I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Alive.
So much puke
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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