if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
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We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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