Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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