I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I just want nice things and good sex
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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