areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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