I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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