yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
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