im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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