I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
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