Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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