I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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