Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
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