I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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