She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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