Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
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Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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