as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
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Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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