Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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