we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
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He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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