Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(302): View more from Delaware

remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block

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(818): View more from California

Its about making memories worth repressing

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(919): View more from North Carolina

its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table

(804): View more from Virginia

by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?

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(760): View more from California

Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"

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(616): View more from Michigan

Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.

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(425): View more from Washington

Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.

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