We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
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I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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