i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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