2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
vagina is talking i cant
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
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You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
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YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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