would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
25 People Reveal The Creepiest Kids They Went to School With
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.