remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Its about making memories worth repressing
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
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DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.