it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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